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ViperGTS1998
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PostSubject: work rant   work rant Icon_minitimeThu Sep 10, 2009 12:43 pm

Not sure if this fits here, but I thought I'd tell you all a bit about my life at work Smile

My job is so fucking unbelievable. Iíll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Iím not sure she even showers, much less shaves her ďwomanlyĒ parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and Iím sure after work. He probably hasnít been sober anytime in the last ten years, and heís only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960ís, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think itís trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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E641
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Location : Concord, NC
Registration date : 2008-02-08

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PostSubject: Re: work rant   work rant Icon_minitimeThu Sep 10, 2009 2:57 pm

Ruh Roh Raggy, Is your van called the "Mystery Machine" ?

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Location : New York
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PostSubject: Re: work rant   work rant Icon_minitimeThu Sep 10, 2009 4:40 pm

Yeah, what exactly do you DO?!?!?!

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ViperGTS1998
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PostSubject: Re: work rant   work rant Icon_minitimeThu Sep 17, 2009 12:21 pm

Besides drive the Mystery Machine? I'm a network engineer.
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PostSubject: Re: work rant   work rant Icon_minitimeSat Sep 19, 2009 5:26 am

I'm a network engineer.[/quote]

LOL..I knew there was more to the story thank goodness

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PostSubject: LOLOLOL   work rant Icon_minitimeSat Sep 26, 2009 9:34 pm

THAT sounds Horrrible Viper perhaps you should tell them all to fuck off in your own little way...

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PostSubject: ROFL   work rant Icon_minitimeThu Oct 22, 2009 8:45 pm

At least you aint' in school with the REAL creeps... but still pretty bad. drunken
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