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PostSubject: tongue twister   tongue twister Icon_minitimeTue Mar 18, 2008 1:04 pm

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh ,' I accidentally s aid, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'; so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch."

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PostSubject: Re: tongue twister   tongue twister Icon_minitimeTue Mar 18, 2008 1:08 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: tongue twister   tongue twister Icon_minitimeTue Mar 18, 2008 4:42 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: tongue twister   tongue twister Icon_minitimeWed Mar 19, 2008 9:31 am

cheers lol! cheers good shit

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PostSubject: Re: tongue twister   tongue twister Icon_minitimeWed Mar 19, 2008 1:18 pm

lol! Nice, I like that.
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PostSubject: Re: tongue twister   tongue twister Icon_minitimeSat Mar 22, 2008 3:54 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: tongue twister   tongue twister Icon_minitimeSat Mar 22, 2008 11:04 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! Funny thing is, it's so true lol! lol! lol! lol!
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