What kids pick up

This woman is sitting on the couch watching her shows one weekend afternoon, when her 7 year old son runs in from outside where he was playing, grabs a handfull of skittles from the bowl on the coffee table, puts them all in his mouth, grabs the cat and bites it, and before she could raise her voice to yell at him, he ran out the door as fast as he could.

She shook her head, snickered to herself, and focused on the TV again. Ten minutes later, her son runs back in the house, grabs a handful of skittles and throws them all in his mouth, grabs the cat and bites it, and runs out the door as fast as he could.

She watched him repeat this 2 more times before she finally yelled at the top of her lungs to stop him and grabbed him by his arm and said, "What the hell are you doing? I've watched you do this four times now, why are you running in the house, eating all the skittles, and for God's sake, why are you bitting the cat?"

"I'm just playing mommy" the boy said.

"That's not any playing I've ever seen young man," she answered back, "I think you're torturing the cat!"

"But mommy," he said, "I'm playing Trucker, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and haulin' ass!"

those kids now and days

good one

lol, nice

I would have thought more people would have liked that one, I laughed my ass off when I first heard it

Lol well I'm laughing

good stuff