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gblancov
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gblancov

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Location : Sonora, Mexico
Registration date : 2007-12-12

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PostSubject: Rhyme Competition   Rhyme Competition Icon_minitimeThu Jul 24, 2008 5:01 pm

These ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC
FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead , the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

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ta2edwhiteboy
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Number of posts : 298
Age : 39
Location : Southern California (Orange County)
Registration date : 2007-12-14

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme Competition   Rhyme Competition Icon_minitimeThu Jul 24, 2008 8:52 pm

lol reminds me of my relationship.. =/.. and my brothers

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gblancov
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gblancov

Number of posts : 1293
Age : 57
Location : Sonora, Mexico
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme Competition   Rhyme Competition Icon_minitimeThu Jul 24, 2008 9:19 pm

My favorite is the one with the paper bag.

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Number of posts : 264
Age : 28
Location : Garden Grove CA
Registration date : 2007-12-13

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme Competition   Rhyme Competition Icon_minitimeThu Jul 24, 2008 10:12 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!

Great stuff blonco :p

your the Mexican version of Eminem Razz
(I mean that in the best way possible, in no way is it meant to be racist or offensive)
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Age : 58
Location : Sweden/Stockholm
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme Competition   Rhyme Competition Icon_minitimeFri Jul 25, 2008 10:17 am

MUUUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA What a Face
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Location : denver , iowa
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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme Competition   Rhyme Competition Icon_minitimeFri Jul 25, 2008 10:50 am

thats some goos shit
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Location : Flagstaff, Arizona
Registration date : 2008-05-06

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PostSubject: Re: Rhyme Competition   Rhyme Competition Icon_minitimeSat Jul 26, 2008 4:12 pm

lol! lol! thats some funny stuff Although why have a poetry contest like that lol
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