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PostSubject: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeFri Sep 26, 2008 1:55 pm

Barak Obama comes to heaven fearing that he’d be denied entry because of racism issues:

“Name please?” - Prompted San Pedro

“Leonardo Di Caprio” – replied Barak.

San Pedro with an incredulous look asks again “Your name please ... ?”

“Leonardo Di Caprio!!”

San Pedro, looking confused, takes the phone and calls God:

“Hey Boss,” - he said, with all due respect – “Help me figure something out:”

“The Titanic, did it skink? or did it burn?”

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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeFri Sep 26, 2008 5:05 pm

MUUUUUUAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeFri Sep 26, 2008 7:46 pm

lol

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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 12:35 am

could some1 explain that plz
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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 8:12 am

ThunderDown21 wrote:
could some1 explain that plz

me too plz

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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 8:52 am

R.Satterwhite wrote:
ThunderDown21 wrote:
could some1 explain that plz

me too plz

lol,ok,1 person is a white person.

and the other person is of color lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 12:56 pm

i still dont get it but thanks for trying

scratch

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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 1:53 pm

R.Satterwhite wrote:
i still dont get it but thanks for trying

scratch

yea, me neither
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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 2:02 pm

He was the movie star in the movie 'Titanic', i got that much now after googling

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PostSubject: .   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 3:28 pm

st. peter knows that leonardo de caprio is white. and barak is black. so to find out if barak is lying he calls god to ask if the titanic sinks or burns because if it burns a white persons skin would turn black and therefore he would not be lying.
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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 3:44 pm

$kull_candy wrote:
st. peter knows that leonardo de caprio is white. and barak is black. so to find out if barak is lying he calls god to ask if the titanic sinks or burns because if it burns a white persons skin would turn black and therefore he would not be lying.

OHHHH THANK YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 6:13 pm

Thanks Skull !

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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 8:07 pm

I tell ya... you guys are too much. Good one blanco. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 9:46 pm

R.Satterwhite wrote:
i still dont get it but thanks for trying

scratch

You are the expert in jokes and you did not understand this one Satter ?

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Barak Obama in heaven   Barak Obama in heaven Icon_minitimeThu Mar 19, 2009 4:34 am

gblancov wrote:
R.Satterwhite wrote:
i still dont get it but thanks for trying

scratch

You are the expert in jokes and you did not understand this one Satter ?

lol!

LOL yeah and.... it's still not funny yet...so there

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