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PostSubject: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeWed Feb 04, 2009 12:20 am

I am a redneck, don't take offense.

A redneck was stopped by game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish.
He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?''Naw, sir', replied the
redneck.
'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile.
Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man.
I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the redneck.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government
employees.
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeWed Feb 04, 2009 3:00 am

wow,lmao

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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeWed Feb 04, 2009 3:40 am

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeWed Feb 04, 2009 8:58 am

HE HE HE HE
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeWed Feb 04, 2009 2:40 pm

LOL, clever!
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeWed Feb 04, 2009 3:54 pm

Funny but does not work in real life. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeWed Feb 04, 2009 8:16 pm

You tell 'em officer E64!!!!

Lololol.

Smile Smile Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeThu Feb 05, 2009 12:41 pm

Just like the guy I arrested for DWI last night that checked .13 and said "I only had 1 beer" !!

"You BS your friends and I will BS mine, lets NOT BS each other" Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeThu Feb 05, 2009 12:58 pm

E641 wrote:
Just like the guy I arrested for DWI last night that checked .13 and said "I only had 1 beer" !!

Come on E641, he was right, was only 1 beer.

Here is the proof.

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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeThu Feb 05, 2009 2:29 pm

YEAH...THATS THEEEEEEEE 1 lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeThu Feb 05, 2009 4:54 pm

When they say they only had the "one" beer, I ask if it was a 5 gallon bucket they were drinking from?????
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Fisherman   Redneck Fisherman Icon_minitimeFri Feb 06, 2009 9:58 am

HE HE HE HEEE
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