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Stockman42
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Stockman42

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Location : Memphis, TN
Registration date : 2009-02-02

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PostSubject: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeTue Apr 07, 2009 4:37 pm

The Russian couple sex life was terrible, so they went out and bought a
black market copy of a sex manual.

"Honey, I want to eat your pussy like it says in the book, but it smells so
bad. Why don't you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray?"

She agreed. An hour later, she returned, all excited. "You should see the
flavors they have," she told her husband. "Strawberry, cherry, banana........"

"What did you get?" he interrupted.

"Tuna," she replied.
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Dante33214
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Dante33214

Number of posts : 41
Age : 27
Location : Grand Junction, CO
Registration date : 2008-09-08

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeTue Apr 07, 2009 4:43 pm

Wow...but... LOL lol! lol!
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Akillesblood
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Akillesblood

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Age : 35
Registration date : 2008-08-11

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PostSubject: hahahaha   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeTue Apr 07, 2009 5:42 pm

that shit is funny lol! lol! lol! tuna???? scratch lol!
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stludde
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stludde

Number of posts : 382
Age : 58
Location : Sweden/Stockholm
Registration date : 2007-12-13

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeWed Apr 08, 2009 12:44 am

Wel....everybody knows that pussy smells fish. Wink
Her pussy had to be a bad smell if it didnt smell fish at the begining....maby rotten? lol!
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gblancov
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gblancov

Number of posts : 1293
Age : 57
Location : Sonora, Mexico
Registration date : 2007-12-12

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeWed Apr 08, 2009 1:43 am

stludde wrote:
Wel....everybody knows that pussy smells fish. Wink
Her pussy had to be a bad smell if it didnt smell fish at the begining....maby rotten? lol!

The experienced man has spoken.
Amen to that.

lol!

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MADMULLET
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MADMULLET

Number of posts : 585
Age : 54
Location : Denver,Ia
Registration date : 2007-12-13

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeWed Apr 08, 2009 2:35 am

gblancov wrote:
stludde wrote:
Wel....everybody knows that pussy smells fish. Wink
Her pussy had to be a bad smell if it didnt smell fish at the begining....maby rotten? lol!

The experienced man has spoken.
Amen to that.

lol!

1 thing takes care of that=soap and warm water lol!

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artangel85
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artangel85

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeFri Apr 10, 2009 4:53 am

All I can say is WTF? Tuna. . . who would have thunk. If that turns that guys on whatever i guess. I think I were her, I would have chose strawberry or something that can indulge your "senses".
Because ya know, strawberry's and chocolate are always nice.

lol! . . . Tuna. . . lol!

~Art~
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ThunderDown21
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ThunderDown21

Number of posts : 131
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Registration date : 2009-02-22

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeSun Apr 12, 2009 12:51 pm

MADMULLET wrote:
gblancov wrote:
stludde wrote:
Wel....everybody knows that pussy smells fish. Wink
Her pussy had to be a bad smell if it didnt smell fish at the begining....maby rotten? lol!

The experienced man has spoken.
Amen to that.

lol!

1 thing takes care of that=soap and warm water lol!

what flavor do u want mully? Bud light or coors?
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cocoshooter
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cocoshooter

Number of posts : 48
Age : 36
Location : Denver, IA
Registration date : 2008-01-09

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeSun Apr 12, 2009 11:14 pm

Busch light. in a tally or a shorty it makes no difference to mully. beer conasewer.
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bmf.garmin

Number of posts : 57
Age : 60
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2009-04-18

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeSat Apr 18, 2009 3:25 pm

A pussy's like a wound that will never heal , the more you rub it the better it feel. Twisted Evil
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Location : Columbus,Ohio
Registration date : 2009-02-17

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PostSubject: Re: Russian Sex   Russian Sex Icon_minitimeSat Apr 25, 2009 8:17 pm

i think i just puked a lil beer up in my mouth No
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