Blonde Joke

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.

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How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?

So they have some place to put their feet.

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What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing. They've never met.

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Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?

A: You get to park in handicapped zones.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?

You swerve to miss a pothole!

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I'm done!

This is no blonde joke....i hope

A blonde went to court, and when she got to the security desk she was advised that she could not take her Walkman past the security desk after a few minutes of the blonde tell the guard she needed the Walkman, and it was a life or death matter. The guard told her "look you can't take the Walkman past this point." knowing she had to get to the court room she surrender her Walkman, and walked away. after getting 20 feet from the guard desk she fell over dead. the guard rushed to her side but he couldn't help her she was dead. so he called the corner. after the corner got there and did his preliminary report on her he asked the guard who had talked to her last. After listening to the weird story the guard told about the blonde lady, he wondered what was on the tape of the Walkman? So he walked over and picked it up and listen to it. You know what it said????? go on take a guess!!!!!!

When he pushed the play button on the tape it said "BREATH IN BREATH OUT!!!!!! REPEAT, BREATH IN BREATH OUT!!!!!