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bmf.garmin
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PostSubject: marriage   marriage Icon_minitimeTue May 05, 2009 5:54 pm

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom.
'How can that be possible if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
'Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with me..
'Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
'Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. .
'Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ...
God I miss him.
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
To which she replied,
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT' . ..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.
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gblancov
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gblancov

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PostSubject: Re: marriage   marriage Icon_minitimeTue May 05, 2009 5:59 pm

F__K_D could be a better answer.

Fill in the blanks.

lol!

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bmf.garmin
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bmf.garmin

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PostSubject: Re: marriage   marriage Icon_minitimeTue May 05, 2009 6:31 pm

I was trying to keep the joke sorta clean , as the last guy who was stiring the pot was like 13 year old kid.......no offense intended..KID ! lol
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PostSubject: Re: marriage   marriage Icon_minitimeTue May 05, 2009 6:37 pm

lol!

You are right.
I will change my answer.

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PostSubject: Re: marriage   marriage Icon_minitimeWed May 06, 2009 7:02 pm

gblancov wrote:
lol!

You are right.
I will change my answer.
shame shame
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PostSubject: Re: marriage   marriage Icon_minitimeWed May 06, 2009 8:20 pm

ThunderDown21 wrote:
gblancov wrote:
lol!

You are right.
I will change my answer.
shame shame
its that trouble maker again....lol little turd jocolor
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spidey__killer
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Location : New Albany, Indiana
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PostSubject: Re: marriage   marriage Icon_minitimeFri May 08, 2009 1:16 pm

that's the 1st time in a long time one of the jokes on here got me AND my wife laughing together out loud. TY
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