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PostSubject: O.J. Simpson   O.J. Simpson Icon_minitimeFri May 08, 2009 2:44 pm

>> One day in the future, O. J. Simpson has a heart
>> attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the
>> devil is waiting for him.
>>
>> 'I don't know what to do here,' says the
>> devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you.
>> You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
>> I'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who
>> weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
>> go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let
>> YOU decide who leaves.'
>>
>> OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil
>> opened the door to the first room.
>>
>> In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted
>> kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over
>> he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in
>> hell.
>>
>> 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so.
>> I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could
>> do that all day long.'
>>
>> The devil led him to the door of the next room.
>>
>> In it was Madoff with a sledgehammer and a room full
>> of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after
>> time. 'No, this is no good. I've got this problem
>> with my shoulder I would be in constant agony if all I
>> could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ.
>>
>> The devil opened a third door.
>>
>> Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed,
>> his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
>> spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
>> what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief,
>> and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.'
>>
>> The devil smiled and said . . . .
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 'OK, Monica, you're free to go.'
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PostSubject: Re: O.J. Simpson   O.J. Simpson Icon_minitimeFri May 08, 2009 3:51 pm

lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: O.J. Simpson   O.J. Simpson Icon_minitimeFri May 08, 2009 10:13 pm

lol! That one got me!
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