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Location : Texas
Registration date : 2009-04-18

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PostSubject: little johnny   little johnny Icon_minitimeSat May 09, 2009 7:35 pm

Little Johnny strikes again...

The kids filed back into class Monday morning.

They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something,

then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off:

"I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly,

"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit

and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained

to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.

"$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher,

"What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny..

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,

"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny,

"I set up a Dip & Chip stand.

I gave everybody who walked by a sample.

They all said the same thing,

"Hey, this tastes like shit!"

Then I would say,

"It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
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PostSubject: Re: little johnny   little johnny Icon_minitimeSun May 10, 2009 9:59 am

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Location : Memphis, TN
Registration date : 2009-02-02

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PostSubject: Re: little johnny   little johnny Icon_minitimeMon May 11, 2009 5:30 pm

lol! "I LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES!!!" lol!
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