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Stockman42
Private
Number of posts : 44
Age : 61
Location : Memphis, TN
Registration date : 2009-02-02
 |  Subject: Hung like a horse  Wed May 20, 2009 12:45 am | |
| A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but
the farmer can't be found. He drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the
mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the
other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car
forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to the
horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched
over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull
yourself up." And the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a
Mercedes! | |
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gblancov
Admin
Number of posts : 1293
Age : 62
Location : Sonora, Mexico
Registration date : 2007-12-12
| | Subject: Re: Hung like a horse Wed May 20, 2009 8:13 am | |
|  Now I understand why I dont have a mercedes. | |
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stludde
Admin
Number of posts : 382
Age : 62
Location : Sweden/Stockholm
Registration date : 2007-12-13
| | Subject: Re: Hung like a horse Wed May 20, 2009 8:51 am | |
| Well..........u can put it this way to. Its expensive to have a small dick.  | |
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ThunderDown21
Sergeant
Number of posts : 131
Age : 28
Registration date : 2009-02-22
| | Subject: Re: Hung like a horse Wed May 20, 2009 3:37 pm | |
| i dont get it... someone please explain | |
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gblancov
Admin
Number of posts : 1293
Age : 62
Location : Sonora, Mexico
Registration date : 2007-12-12
| | Subject: Re: Hung like a horse Wed May 20, 2009 5:17 pm | |
| - ThunderDown21 wrote:
- i dont get it... someone please explain
Wait until you are an adult. | |
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$kull_candy
Sergeant
Number of posts : 120
Age : 32
Registration date : 2008-04-17
| | Subject: . Wed May 20, 2009 9:10 pm | |
| wow this is like the third joke you havent understood thunder. ill try to explain as easy as possible. you know how they say people who drive really nice cars are over compensating? | |
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ThunderDown21
Sergeant
Number of posts : 131
Age : 28
Registration date : 2009-02-22
| | Subject: Re: Hung like a horse Fri May 22, 2009 3:25 pm | |
| - $kull_candy wrote:
- wow this is like the third joke you havent understood thunder. ill try to explain as easy as possible. you know how they say people who drive really nice cars are over compensating?
compensating?  | |
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$kull_candy
Sergeant
Number of posts : 120
Age : 32
Registration date : 2008-04-17
| | Subject: . Fri May 22, 2009 10:00 pm | |
| people with little wankers drive nice cars becuase they feel insecure. cant get an more direct then that | |
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ThunderDown21
Sergeant
Number of posts : 131
Age : 28
Registration date : 2009-02-22
| | Subject: Re: Hung like a horse Wed May 27, 2009 5:41 pm | |
| - $kull_candy wrote:
- people with little wankers drive nice cars becuase they feel insecure. cant get an more direct then that
ok, i guess the jokes funny then, but its not fair! the horse is like a 1000 times bigger than the bunny, and the "wanker" is only like 500 times more bigger...er? but watever | |
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bmf.garmin
Private
Number of posts : 57
Age : 64
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2009-04-18
| | Subject: Re: Hung like a horse Thu May 28, 2009 5:19 am | |
| nity nite children....lol | |
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