the bottle of Merlot

> A man asked waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
> unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a
> cozy little restaurant.
> So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
> 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over
> there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his
> head.
> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
> looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a
> note.
> The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took
> the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
>
> The note read: 'For me
> to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
> garage, a million dollars in the bank
> and '7' inches in your
> pants'.
>
>
> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
> his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the
> waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the
> lady.
>
> It read:
> 'Just to let you know things aren't always what
> they appear to be, I have a Ferrari
> Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a
> Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes
> in Aspen
> and Miami , and a 10,000
> acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty
> million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not
> even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three
> inches. Just send the bottle
> back'